no boys have flirted with me in 35436454 years
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no boys have flirted with me in 35436454 years
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| plot twist: i lose weight. |
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did the mayans consider time zones how is this going to work
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| person: hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven |
| me: are you implying that i am satan |
Ellie: Can I hold your hand?
Carl: No.
Ellie: But why?
Carl: Because it’ll hurt when you let go.This post ruined my life.
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I wonder how many people on here have heard of me. like have seen my url and thought, oh i’ve heard of her.
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